Salty Carbs The back of this Nissin Cup Noodles packaging states “for the very best ramen noodle soup.” However, instead of calling this “soup” or “noodles,” a more accurate statement would be to call this dish “salt mixed with some other stuff.” If you [...]
Tasting Mario’s Mustache Nintendo and the Mario brand are no stranger to the food industry. Whether it is Super Mario amiibo cereal or McDonald’s Happy Meal toys, Mario and the crew have been making terrible food choices since the mid-80s. One of the [...]
Digital Breakfast Mario not only saves the princess from the clutches of evil lizards, he also has been saving stomachs from hunger pangs for many years. Outside of fruit snacks and McDonald Happy Meal toys, Mario is actually no stranger to the breakfast [...]
Yellow and Thick Browsing through my local grocer, my eye was drawn to colorful new packaging that seemed different but yet familiar. Hostess has now entered the ice cream market by taking three of their unhealthy snack foods and converting them into a [...]
Nintendo and McDonald’s have been working together since the early 90s when they launched the fan favorite Super Mario Bros. 3 line of Happy Meal toys. Now, here in 2017, this partnership continues to grow with a new wave of Nintendo/Mario based toys that [...]
Now With More Dieabetus Ah yes, spring time. You know what that means – allergies, the resurrection of our Lord and Savior, and marshmallow Peeps are on the way. Never satisfied with the status quo, Oreo is not afraid to branch out into uncharted [...]
They Are Brown, Not Orange The idea of mixing artificial salty snacks with artificial fast food is nothing new. Taco Bell has been doing it for years with their Doritos Locos taco and has even been sneaking Fritos in their burritos lately. Burger King [...]
Chemicals And Sugar Back in the early 90’s, Pepsi released Crystal Pepsi, a clear alternative to their popular caramel colored soft drink. While initial sales were solid, the fad quickly died and only remained in circulation for about a year. Fast [...]
