Backyard Wrestling: Don’t Try This at Home

So-called Back Yard Wrestling is now a widely publicised so called sport and once again the gaming industry are there to jump on the bandwagon just like every one else. This sport is just kids with noting better to do than take a pole and wrap it around each other heads. No doubt parents will not be to happy there kids buying this title I know I wouldn?ft be to happy and that?fs not because of its content its because it?fs a complete pile of Dung.

Graphics

There are plenty of wrestling games out on the market to choose from. This game reminds me of the very first Playstation 1 games. The graphics absolutely SUCK big time. All the characters look like they were created from blocks and nothing has been smoothed out what so ever. The skins on the characters are absolutely awful and miss aligned all over the place. Who ever built the characters should be held up to a wall and shot several times. A child using an Etch a Sketch could have made smoother models. There is no way o this earth some one with talents like this should ever be employed creating models for games. Even the old SNES game Pit Fighter looked better than this game. Edios u should be ashamed at this titles graphics. If you are stupid enough to go and buy this game you will notice characters get stick inside objects they run through chairs and all sorts of stupid things like that. There is no dulling down that this games graphics are complete and utter crap.

Sound

The sound tracks that are running in the background are well cool in this game but this doesn?ft make up for the over all poor quality of the rest of it. The voice-over?fs suck and sound like kids on crack. The sounds of things smashing would be good if the actually played at the correct time of hitting some thing not seconds later. There really is not that much to say about the sound on this game it SUCKS.

Game Play

What game play there isn?ft any what so ever? The control system is completely alien. You hit a button and wait 2 seconds then some thing happens or it might not. When you run in a straight line you actually run through objects. Who every put this game together must have smoked a lot of pot and jacked up a lot of cocaine to think this game was a good release. This title is just complete rubbish and will probably be going straight into the bargain bin with in a week of its release. I cannot slag off this game as much as I would like to because I am just lost for words. In today?fs modem day of gaming we shouldn?ft be seeing games like this hit the market at all.

Replay Value

Don?ft make me laugh.

Conclusion

Once again another complete waist of money and time. What ever you do just walk away. This game sucks big time. Poor game play, poor graphics, poor every thing. Edios were once on top with there Tomb Raider series of games, it now seems they are falling down the hill real fast with all there latest crap releases. Paradox the developers of this game must be mad to think any one will buy this title. Back yard wrestling is a huge disappointment. The moves are sad and over exaggerated, the create a wrestler is a pathetic joke, and the whole thing is like an advertisement for the bands on the cd.