Heh heh...okay, the staircase was someplace I passed out due to excessive drinking. However, the Jets game that day was a very cold day, but I was so heavily bundled up and had eaten so much food that I got tired and slept for third quarter. The time at the concert, I hadn't slept in two days, so I ended up heading to the lobby, curling up and taking a nap for much of the concert. As for the hood of my friend's car, again, I was oddly enough not drunk. In fact, I was stone cold sober and that was the problem. Theta Chi House was a complete hole with graphically sticky floors and unusual odors. I couldn't sleep since the few clean spots in the house were already occupied and I wasn't drunk enough to risk the flypaper-like floor, so I went outside where the hood of my friend's car was actually somewhat clean. It was a warm night and I just slept peacefully until the sun came up the next day.
I'm also not narcoleptic...I tend to be an insomniac, so each of these episodes were quite unusual for me.