Question of the Day

QoD Would you rather be blind or a midget? Why?

I would so rather be a midget for one reason, midget porn sells like hot cakes, and midget pornstars are in demand. The pornstar name would be the "Little Engine that Could"
 
Question of the Day:

What is the worst commute you've ever had to make?

Tomorrow I'm starting a job in Manhatten so I get to endure a 90 minute commute. Sigh...
 
worst commute was two weeks ago. I had forgotten to pay off a debt for a class, so I drove 30 minutes to the university, and it turns out they taxed my ass and I only had enough to pay the listed amount, I drove 30 minutes home and borrowed some money, drove 30 minutes back and payed that crap, then 30 minutes home and had to borrow money agian for gas
 
So far I have avoided the horrors that are most of the commutes for Atlanta. Probably the longest I have been in the car trying to go somewhere is an hour.
 
Okay heres the plot, your robbing a bank, now which muppets character do you take as your partner and why.

My choice is easy, Animal, he won't take any shit from hostages and due to his violent behavior the cops will shoot him before they shoot me
 
I would take Professor Honeydew along. He'll come up with a great plan and some interesting chemical concoction to help us make our escape.
 
kurruption said:
Okay heres the plot, your robbing a bank, now which muppets character do you take as your partner and why.
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I'm sorry, I am still laughing over this line. When I regain control of myself, I'll think about it and answer.
 
With my limited memory of the muppet character's names, I'd choose Beaker. If things start to go wrong, there isn't a better fall guy in the business. We may fail, but with Beaker, it sure as hell isn't going to be me getting caught.
 
Question of the Day:

If you could do one thing and never have anyone know what you did, what would you do and why?

I'd steal a whole bunch of money electronically from people who didn't need it. Lots and lots of it. I think the why is obvious.
 
I thought about the money thing too but that's not original, then I thought of seeing some incredibly hot superstars naked but I could be severly disappointed by the outcome (sometimes ignorance is bliss), so I guess I would delve into the CIA, FBI, NSA, and Vatican archives and find out some awesome secrets.
 
I know it's not original, but I want enough money that I don't have to work so I could spend my time traveling the world, reading, and playing video games. That's my idea of bliss and money is how I'm going to get it.
 
I would collapse every market economy in the world. A la Fight Club. A system that requires people to produce over twice as much as they'll ever consume in their lifetimes is retarded. We all work way to hard. (And we take horrible advantage of those less fortunate than us.)
 
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