If you were to have a sidekick, whom or what would it be?
I would have two!!!
The first one would be Spuds, I know how he looks up to me and it would so be like Batman and Robin "Gee Wizz Kurruption, how'd you get that girl in the sack!?" I'd always have to teach him the way, "No Spuds, first you jimmy the lock, then you take the cash"
The Second one would be Katie, simply put, she'd be my Mel Gibson to my Danny Glover. "No Kurruption, I will kill spuds for eating my donuts!" Pretty soon she'd still be pissed at me, but spuds would be alive, with a bullet in his leg and a slight limp.
Once our days are done I'd put them in their pen, feed them Cool Ranch Doritos and let them roam around the backyard. Damn that's good weed.