*Dark Wijg bursts into a million phazon particles. They dance around the air for a few moments. wijg looks around, concerned. The particles begin to coelesce once more. When Dark Wijg rematerializes his arm cannon has moved from his left hand to his right hand.*
*FINAL BATTLE FLOURISH. WIJG FIRES BLAST AFTER BLAST. DARK WIJG DEFLECTS EACH SHOT WITH HIS PHAZON SHIELD. WIJG STARTS TO GROW TIRED. HE HAD GONE TO THE GYM EARLIER TODAY AND WAS FEELING THE DEEP BURN FROM DOING OVER A THOUSAND ARM CURLS. HIS GUNS, BOTH MECHANICAL AND BIOLOGICAL, WERE RUNNING ON EMPTY. FINALLY, DARK WIJG KNOCKS WIJG DOWN AND LOWERS HIS ARM CANNON INTO HIS FACE.*
There is only one thing more that I want to do in this life than to see yours end. And that is for you to suffer. We are even now. You didn't kill me, and I won't kill you...this time. I must travel across the universe and bang all the other chicks. So that when I return, and you are still a snivelling little bitch, I can torment you with the tales of all of my conquests. Only then when I see the pathetic spirit within your rotting hunk of meat, seriously dude it's called deodorant, it's not expensive, only then will I end your existence knowing that your life has reached the lowest of all lows. Until next time brother.
However, since I can't have you following me either --
*Dark Wijg strikes wijg across the crown of his head with his arm cannon. wijg is knocked unconscious. Dark Wijg laughs, a horrible screeching sound, and bursts into a million phazon particles. The particles rush into the night sky and out into the cold dark reaches of space. The laugh seems to linger in the darkness as the blue dots of light fade...
Damn what the hell happened? Why am I in this box? And where the hell did my wallet go? Shit, I knew I shouldn't have kept that photo of me with my address, my class schedule, and a list of my fears on the back.
Are you happy, wijg? DW is gone and with him any chance I had of stripping him of all his monetary worth. I mean you just know the hospital bills for an alien baby caesarian are going to be astronomical!