What is the worst Halloween costume you ever wore?
When I was in kindergarten, my mother dressed me up like a scarecrow. She stuck all this very scratchy yarn in my sleeves and socks. It was an agony of itchiness and a costume idea I had not approved of. This was fixed the next year when I was a pink and purple pterodactyl just like I wanted to be.
My costumes were all cool as hell, but the worst I've ever seen was a chick dressed up as a table. A flippin' table! Silverware, drinks, napkins, etc. It looked so retarded I actually got embarrassed for her.
Yeah, I bought a bag of tropical Starbursts for the trick or treaters and I got complained at because they "aren't good Halloween candy" even though they really are. We didn't have a single one, so I ate em all.