Question of the Day

Since Demi and Katie are back we need to celebrate. Whats your favorite alcohol related drink, recipe, and warnings. "It's a celebration, bitches"
 
One of my old favorites is simply get your favorite beer, some clamato, wich is sorta like V8, lemons and salt. I've been drinking this stuff since my teens. Simply pour half a cup with beer, mix in some clamato, taste. You have a choice, leave some beer flavor or don't, depends on your preference. Once desired taste is achieved mix in half a lemon or lime and a tsp of salt. Mmmmmmm Mmmmm. For people who don't really like the taste of beer this is a nice alternative. Warning though, you have to like tomato juice, although clamato is more like clam juice and tomato juice all rolled into one, the flavor is similar to v8. Also be cautious, although at first it seems like it's not being very effective, when you least expect it this stuff will leave you buzzed and F****D up. Many have the nights been when I pass out in some strangers home due to this wonderous nectar of the gods.
 
Hmmmmm.... so many choices. As far as mixed drinks are concerned, I kinda have to go with Jack & Coke. Boring but effective.
And for my absolute favorite oddity: pop a wintergreen Altoid, drink a beer with it. For best effect use a lighter beer like a pilsner or lager.
 
kwilson and I have similar tastes. I like mudslides, but instead of kahlua, I use Ice 101 (a very good peppermint schnappes). Chocolate-mint. mmmm... (not that I'm much of a drinker. I'm a Baptist not a Catholic!)
 
I have 2.

1. First you have to start arguing with whoever you want to hit on for no reason. Then make a point in the argument and let this one out right after. "And if you don't agree with that we can take off our shirts and kiss."

2. A remix on an old classic, "If I said you had a sexy body, would you get naked and dance for me?"
 
I never really used a line, I just somehow found ways to get into a conversation with a girl. Between flirting and making her laugh, I would usually get a number, most times a date, and occasionally a cold stare.

The worst one I heard was by a friend of mine and Asylum's: "Nice shoes. Wanna F***?"
 
An original one.............."Woman, i know you tired.....'Cause you been running through my mind all day".......He Shoots, He Scores.....Trust me, it works
 
This one's so cheesy that if pulled off right, you will make her laugh. Then move the conversation around for a bit before asking her out for real.

Guy to girl he's never met before: "Congratulations! You've just won the grand prize!"

Confused girl: "Um, what prize is that?"

Guy: "A date with me!"
 
I'm not one for pickup lines. I usually just buy them a roofie cocktail.........



I'm kidding of course. I don't hit on women anyway because I'm in a happy relationship.
 
I've got a QOD: Since the Olympics were just dwarfed by the likes of 'American Idol' (blech), what could they do to gain more viewers?

Some of the events were really interesting (snowboarding, mogul jumping stuff, curling?), but then you have ice dancing. I'll pick on this event for now. Combine it with Gymnastics or use a skateboarding format. Put some iced-up half pipes out there, rings of fire, and maybe some targets to grab for extra points. They may want to loose the flamboyant costumes too.
 
seeing that you used the "dwarfed"....I'm going to have to go with "Bowling with midgets on ice" for 300....And yes, that is my final answer