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I think that they should make Katamari Cheney. Basically Cheney will roll up lots of little lies until his Katamari is big enough to roll up the bigger lies... then when he presents them to his father (BuSh), father will laugh at the tiny Katamari that Cheney has brought him.

"This is it?... What a puny ball of lies this is." he will then toss it up into the cosmos "We shall make this one stardust", and then of course he will shoot it with his laser beam eyes.

The planet of lies that Bush has created will be called "IraqUranus" and will be sooooo big that Cheney will never be able to make a Katamari of lies big enough to beat him.
 
I would be the handsome one, I'd always carry a chair with that's so glossed I could see my reflection on it, the ladies would love me! It would be a merging of the Rick Rude and Val Venus characters, before every match I'd show my opponents a tape of me having sex with their wife/girlfriend. That would infuriate them. Before every match I would also bash on everyone in attendance about how awful they look, one lucky female fan though would come to the ring and hold my precious chair while I fix my hair. Depending on my mood they might even get to touch me....in my pants. My finisher would be said chair being set down on the floor and I drive my opponents face into it about 10 or 15 times.
 
Well then, if that's the case kurruption, i would have to be your nemesis....I'd think i'd most likely go with the Jake Roberts and Rick Rude fiasco a long time ago....j/k Kurruption.....Considering i was once in pro wrestling school, i can attest to one fact....It is not always easy to pull off the persona to you are compelled to be....I do like your idea and it would definitely work.....I always pictured myself in a tag team....Me and bro....or me and Jonas....we would come through the curtain below the ramp and walk down the side....we would never walk down the ramp, it would take the mystique aways from the intro....the effect would be to be one with the fans, but never speak much....Music would have to be something dark, but hard, kinda of the beat from the song, So Cold, but with different lyrics.....Actually this part was Jonas' idea, we would wear long black trench coats....AMW style, not Stinger style....Sunglasses, me with my ponytail and shaved sides, and Jonas with his crue cut....I've always held a certain standard that tag teams should carry...Nobody has been able to pull it off like the Horseman...To sum it up.....the match would have alot of deception(i.e., taking the turnbuckle off and exposing the metal)....Match would be finished off with the finisher..."The Power Inverter"....Kinda of like the Doomsday Device, but instead of a clothesline, it would be a tornado ddt off the top rope.....I would have to say that would be one of the greatest moves of all time!!!
 
I would be a blend of the Undertaker and Chris Benoit. The dark one that works off of instilling fear in my opponents. They would fear my ferocity and intensity and, most of all, my skills. I would be a hardcore thumpin, top rope jumpin, table trashin, chair smashin, aisle walkin, smack talkin, submission hold master, all-round bastard. I would have a crew that hails back to the Four Horsemen of old. Asylum would be the Flashy one. I would be cockier than Rick Flair and have a smarter mouth than the Rock.

Keep your women, big K, I want the gold.
 
Damn, the Undertaker. He was the MAN back in the WWF days. I still don't like how they always have him lose the casket matches. I mean cmon, that should be the event Undertaker never loses! But they always have him lose in it, seem like he quit and have him return 3 months later.
 
I would be the Emasculator. My finishing move would be grabbing my opponent by the balls and squeezing as hard as I can until I'm sure they can never have children.
 
Cool, i think i can do this one.....A Half Huskie/Half Lab...White Fur, Blue Eyes like a wolf....We named her Mistic.....because of her eyes....I'm waiting to get a chow puppy, but i have to wait till the baby gets here, according to my wife...
 
I have two dogs. One is a Rottweiler, Australian Shepherd mix who has an awesome personality, Samson. The other is still a puppy, Bruce. He's a Rottweiler, German Shepherd mix who is cool but still too young to tell how he'll be when full grown. Speaking of which, he's going to be at least 100 lbs and possibly 150. The vet said to expect him to grow 10lbs every 3 weeks until he stops growing. That was when he was 20lbs and had 40 weeks until his first birthday (the time he should be full grown). I'm sure he won't be that big, but he's well on his way to being a big boy.
 
Your wife is smart, chows are generally aggressive to newcomers.
I have 2 Russian Hampsters, both girls, named Natasha and Anastasia
gf has 2 cats: one boy, Piccolo(of anime fame, not the instument), the girl, Snuggles
we share a fish who has no name
 
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