What is the most bad-ass thing you have ever done?
Sadly, my bad-assness was at it's height when I was an infant. I broke my arm at some point when I was 8 months old. No one is sure how because I proceeded to crawl on my broken arm for several weeks after. Only after hauling me to my feet by said arm did anyone realize it had been broken. So huzzah for my high tolerance of pain.
I was sledding at a new hill as a kid, and I hit a bump I hadn't seen and flipped right onto my head. I slid across the sled-packed snow on my head for a few seconds, then fliped back onto my saucer sled. I was dazed for a few seconds, and continued sliding. With a funny smell in my nose, I kept sledding.
Broke a stone bench with my leg playing tackle football in a park when I was pushed into it (and came out unscathed). That's unintentionally badass I guess. Can't think of any good intentional badass moments right now. Well... in 7th grade, we had a paper airplane contest. I made this miraculous paper airplane that I could probably never duplicate (I forget the design now), and it went the length of the gym and hit high up on the wall on the other side. It was cool. It like caught a pocket of air or something midway through the flight and climbed even higher.