well he would have been able to had he not returned to work. what a pal. plus he missed out on hearing your big news katie. about, ya know.. :stork-boy and :stork-gir ... little babies ?
The first one closely represents how I feel right now. How could I be a part of bringing another being with Katie's genetic material into this world? My good friend was right: I am the source of the world's problems.
Listen pal. You think I'm happy about this? I'm going to be carrying your hellspawn around for 9 months. At least you don't have to go through the hell that is pregnancy follwed by labor! You get off easy, wijg.