The new zelda game

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Rose Muto, Jul 3, 2005.

  1. Rose Muto

    Rose Muto New Member Registered

    It is only five months from yesterday!!!! :p OMG OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!
    I CAN'T WAIT!!!! YAY!!! :D
     
  2. KingKRool

    KingKRool New Member Registered

    I can :). I don't have a Gamecube.
     
  3. kurruption

    kurruption Active Member Registered

    I can't wait for this game either, I already asked for the week off when the game drops, now all that's left is to count the days.
     
  4. KingKRool

    KingKRool New Member Registered

    When people say things like that, it makes me hope that the game will be the most worst game ever. Then they'll be like "SHIT!" when they have a week off with nothing to do. :)
     
  5. kurruption

    kurruption Active Member Registered

    yeah, but it's zelda, how bad can it be,and if it does suck, it still beats the hell outta working, work sucks
     
  6. spudlyff8fan

    spudlyff8fan Super Senior Staff Registered

    Wow...that's meaninglessly sadistic....
     
  7. Andre3k

    Andre3k New Member Registered

    Agreed.
     
  8. GhostToast

    GhostToast Supp. Editor/Admin Registered

    i got a job interview coming up soon for a different place. i sure hope if i get that job i have secret internet access so i can continue wasting company time somewhere else. also i hope i make more money. also i hope i get to use up all my personal/vacation time before i leave. also i hope they have good benefits. that is all. carry on.
     
  9. wijg

    wijg Asst Reviews Editor Registered

    Thanks for the info Ghost. We care. No we really do.

    The new Zelda game will be the most orgasmic experience ever until the final battle. You, as Link, will walk into a huge empty darkened room. Before you will be the most enormous shadow of Ganon ever realized on a screen. The music will rise to a height to where even Batman would thrown himself out of a window in fear. Then out of the shadows will walk Pikachu from Pokemon, completely solidifying Nintendo's slide into the world of children's gaming and forsaking every gamer over 8 years old.
     
  10. GhostToast

    GhostToast Supp. Editor/Admin Registered

    that was hell-arious
     
  11. kwilson

    kwilson New Member Registered

    I've only ever played the very first Zelda game (The Adventures of Link caused me to avoid the rest). I'm curious, does Link ever get to nail the Princess or does he just save her so she can marry some other guy?
     
  12. spudlyff8fan

    spudlyff8fan Super Senior Staff Registered

    of course not...they're brother and sister in half of them
     
  13. GhostToast

    GhostToast Supp. Editor/Admin Registered

  14. kwilson

    kwilson New Member Registered

    They're related? WTF!
     
  15. wijg

    wijg Asst Reviews Editor Registered

    I did not know that. In Drawn Together, which I am sure is canon, they are boyfriend and girlfriend. Though, Xander, the Link character, eventually turns out to be gay. I thought it was a very amusing interpretation of the Link/Zelda dynamic.

    "I'm on a never-ending quest to save my girlfriend."

    How true it is.
     
  16. spudlyff8fan

    spudlyff8fan Super Senior Staff Registered

    It does depend on the game though...like in WW, they aren't related...but they're pre-pubescent, so they can't do anything...

    OoT/MM they don't really specify about it.
     
  17. GhostToast

    GhostToast Supp. Editor/Admin Registered

    what is this...a movie you speak of? gay? what? please explain with much detail.
     
  18. kwilson

    kwilson New Member Registered

    I'm pretty sure the stuff you do with wijg is gay. You should ask him.
     
  19. GhostToast

    GhostToast Supp. Editor/Admin Registered

    i might be gay, but if i do..then the man i love has a vagina and boobies.
     
  20. wijg

    wijg Asst Reviews Editor Registered

    Ghost check your messages.

    Drawn Together was an animated program on Comedy Central. The show was written as if it were the first animated reality program. It used The Real World formula of bringing 7 people together to live in a house. It had those individual interviews and everything. For the seven characters, they used several animated stereotypes.

    There was the Disney princess, Clara. A black musician a la Josey and the Pussycats, Foxy. There was a Betty Boop rip-off, Toot. A video game adventurer that was essentially a Link rip-off, Xander. An Asian card game battle monster, Ling-Ling. A Spongebob wacky character clone, Wooldor. A superhero, Captain Hero. And an internet flash character, Spanky. Ok, so there were 8. I thought it was fairly amusing and had some solid voice talent. It only ran for one season, thus far. We shall see if it returns.

    Anyway, it was established that Xander was gay. There were several references to Link like the "neverending quest to save my girlfriend" line. Plus, in one episode, you see a Ganon-like villain. I even believe the name was similar to Ganon, but I can't remember. All in all, a funny program if you can stand vulgarities in your humor.
     

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