I don't want a bunch of slutty bimbo, um, witches in charge of everything. Even if I was dead, I wouldn't wish that on even kate. Plus, we would have to delete all of the "Like"s "Um"s and "shut up!" exclamations out of all legal documents to make them make a little sense.
Girls like Kate and Demi would be seen as rebels since they didn't pay to join the sisterhood. Forget stains on the dress, there would be stains on the desk, carpet, Air Force 1, and the White House lawn!