Chuck Norris is God...or not --Merged

[Cohesion Dude]

If you are good to Chuck Norris.... Chuck Norris Shall be good to you...


Read the book of Chuck, you would understand.

Chuck giveth and the good Chuck Taketh away

 

[GhostToast]

this is getting ridiculous

 

[asylum_boy]

alright Cohesion......Make a pet, name him Chuck Norris...and i'll change mine to Van Dam.....Now if my pet beats yours......The Chuck Norris Parade will stop......hahahaha

 

[GhostToast]

it's kind of odd that two guys are arguing about which man other than themselves is more masculine

 

[BCampbell]

I think what they're really arguing about is which man they would rather marry.

Subtext, it's all about the subtext.

 

[asylum_boy]

Bastads.......all of you.......haha

 

[AjaKun]

because he is Chuck Norris
AKA God

no wait God is AKA Chuck Norris

There is no Chuck Norris - if there was, he wouldn't let innocents like me be forced to listen to a 2 HOUR CONVERSATION ABOUT HIM between Andy and Scott on the phone.

 

[Cohesion Dude]

Ya you guys are lucky Andy has not jumped into this... Andy and I go way back with good ole Chuck

 

[Stan]

Chuck Norris is nothing more than Bruce Lee's Shadow...

 

[spudlyff8fan]

Except Bruce Lee asian and hairless (cept for the mop on his head).

 

[GhostToast]

chuck norris is on the cover of that one stupid vietnam movie where he is on a motor-cycle and has a rocket launcher over each shoulder. GET REAL.

 

[Cohesion Dude]

Stan, Chuck Norris's Shadow has slept with more women than you

 

[asylum_boy]

hahahaha.....LMMFAO

 

[BCampbell]

Here's a little-known fact, and it's absolutely true.

My dad studied karate under chuck norris for a short time, in California. Absolutely true.

 

[Cohesion Dude]

did he come back a changed an blessed man?

 

[GhostToast]

i do not particularly care for chuck norris.

 

[scoops]

Nor I, though I hold no ill-will towards him or his apparent followers.

 

[BCampbell]

GhostToast and I played scrabble last night, and I actually was able to spell "Norris". The game wouldn't take it, however.

I should have taken a screenshot. The funny thing is chuck is a word, so you could get a screenshot of his name on the board.

 

[Cohesion Dude]

Chuck Norris is everywhere

 

[GhostToast]

this thread is kiling off the forums. they are dying. dying. it's chuck's fault.