Chuck Norris is God...or not --Merged
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Actually Cuinneas, I'm not a Chuck Norris Fan at all....and i agree with everything u said from before.....All these people are afraid to talk of Van Dam's power(by the way, much better, in martial arts), because they will lose interest in this man they call "The Chuck"
Van Dam... Blast from the past. yah I would have to say that he is pretty awesome. Van Dam's greatest showbiz move.... Not being Chuck Norris. I can actually sit through a Van Dam movie. That is way more than I can say for Chuck "The Suck" Norris
I hope you know all of you who are talking bad about the great chuck that you are going to die tonight... you all put it on yourself.. hes comin
Chuck Norris can kill Van Damme in 7 different ways, 3 of those consist of him throwing missiles. It all makes sense though, since the Chuck is bound to a strict diet of newborn kittens.
That makes no sense. The muscles from Brussels totally can kick his arse and no kittens have to die.
I doubt it, theres only two kinds of people in this world, Chuck Norris and people who are going to die.
The only missles Chuck Norris has are the ones on his Rocket-Powered Wheelchair.....Van Dam has the ability to float on air and bust out a little Col. Guile if need be....
Van Dam is a girlie man who is in reality a dancer. A French Ballet Dancer. You don't get more brokeback than that! He can't even grow a Beard of Power!
All those qualities that you listed are the reasons that i like Van Damme. Thank you for helping to prove my point!
Thats good you like Van Damme, unfortanately that proves nothing. The Chuck can take out Van Damme no questions asked. Once a whole continent waged war on Chuck, the outcome? Ask the continent of Atlantis.
True story: Van Damme was in a NY bar and after a few drinks, started talking how dumb Americans are and generally running his mouth. One of the other patrons went Germany on him and beat him to a pulp. This happened about 5-6 years ago.
Girlie French dancing punk.
Girlie French dancing punk.
You guys were right, i was wrong....after reading up on it, Chuck is still working out at the local retirement center....The exercise, you ask??.....Lifting his old ass out of the recliner when it's time to take his meds...haha
Did you know that VD's first film was a bit part in Chuck Norris' Missing in Action (1984)? Chuck let some of his sweat drip onto Van Damme and the French dancer gained a showing of martial arts talent. (the part about the film was true).
VD did have a very brief martial arts career and is actually from Belgium. Although former multiple World Kickboxing Champion Don "The Dragon" Wilson even offered Jean-Claude a "$100,000" bounty match to get into the ring and fight him, he turned it down completely.
On the other hand . . .
Chuck was asked how he would like to be remembered. Chuck's answer was as a Humanitarian. He has gotten a good start by:
1.) Being the spokesperson for United Way, doing an eight-minute commercial, which helped bring in over two billion dollars.
2.) Veterans Administration spokesperson visiting over 12 V.A. hospitals and speaking with World War II, Korean and Vietnam War Veterans including one from World War I.
3.) Winning the 1998 Epiphany award on Walker, Texas Ranger for the best Christian program.
4.) The Jewish Humanitarian Man of the Year Award.
5.) Actively involved with the Make A Wish Foundation for 20 years by making dreams come true for terminally ill children.
6.) BMI Music Television Award for Walker, Texas Ranger theme song, "Eyes of a Ranger".
7.) Texas Ranger Hall of Fame.
8.) Commissioned Police Officer for Terrell, Texas.
9.) Motivational speaker for many Christian ministries, such as T.D. Jakes Ministry, Trinity Broadcasting, and Bill Glass Crusade.
But Chuck thinks his most rewarding accomplishment was the creation of his Kick-Start Foundation. With the help of President George Bush, Chuck implemented a program teaching the martial arts to 150 high-risk children at M C Williams Middle School in Houston, Texas, as part of the school curriculum. The program was so successful in helping these kids raise their self-esteem and instilling discipline and respect, as well as getting them out of gangs, that the program is now in 30 schools with over 4,200 young boys and girls actively participating.
And all that was in his spare time.
VD did have a very brief martial arts career and is actually from Belgium. Although former multiple World Kickboxing Champion Don "The Dragon" Wilson even offered Jean-Claude a "$100,000" bounty match to get into the ring and fight him, he turned it down completely.
On the other hand . . .
Chuck was asked how he would like to be remembered. Chuck's answer was as a Humanitarian. He has gotten a good start by:
1.) Being the spokesperson for United Way, doing an eight-minute commercial, which helped bring in over two billion dollars.
2.) Veterans Administration spokesperson visiting over 12 V.A. hospitals and speaking with World War II, Korean and Vietnam War Veterans including one from World War I.
3.) Winning the 1998 Epiphany award on Walker, Texas Ranger for the best Christian program.
4.) The Jewish Humanitarian Man of the Year Award.
5.) Actively involved with the Make A Wish Foundation for 20 years by making dreams come true for terminally ill children.
6.) BMI Music Television Award for Walker, Texas Ranger theme song, "Eyes of a Ranger".
7.) Texas Ranger Hall of Fame.
8.) Commissioned Police Officer for Terrell, Texas.
9.) Motivational speaker for many Christian ministries, such as T.D. Jakes Ministry, Trinity Broadcasting, and Bill Glass Crusade.
But Chuck thinks his most rewarding accomplishment was the creation of his Kick-Start Foundation. With the help of President George Bush, Chuck implemented a program teaching the martial arts to 150 high-risk children at M C Williams Middle School in Houston, Texas, as part of the school curriculum. The program was so successful in helping these kids raise their self-esteem and instilling discipline and respect, as well as getting them out of gangs, that the program is now in 30 schools with over 4,200 young boys and girls actively participating.
And all that was in his spare time.
sniff....sniff..........(cough)....i'll be back with a comeback in a little while :candle: :headbange :candle: