Ode to Chuck Norris
THis thread is to honor the man that is Chuck Norris an how we love him so...
first if you dont know about The Chuck Norris.... then here is a link for some quick facts... and DO NOT doubt these facts... they are ALL true
http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty
Chuck Norris the man:
Chuck Norris is a man of a man
Hes a married man
hes a ladies man
hes a big man
hes a small man
he is any man
hes a killer man
hes a renaissance man
hes a Jack of all trades man
hes a childrens man
hes a god of men
wait...
he IS God....
There it is...
Let no one tell you different ...
an DO NOT deny this or the great Chuck Norris HIMSELF will come and find you and roundhouse kick you in the chin....
^ an he will do that to you... why?
because he is Chuck Norris
AKA God
no wait God is AKA Chuck Norris
THis thread is to honor the man that is Chuck Norris an how we love him so...
first if you dont know about The Chuck Norris.... then here is a link for some quick facts... and DO NOT doubt these facts... they are ALL true
http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty
Chuck Norris the man:
Chuck Norris is a man of a man
Hes a married man
hes a ladies man
hes a big man
hes a small man
he is any man
hes a killer man
hes a renaissance man
hes a Jack of all trades man
hes a childrens man
hes a god of men
wait...
he IS God....
There it is...
Let no one tell you different ...
an DO NOT deny this or the great Chuck Norris HIMSELF will come and find you and roundhouse kick you in the chin....
^ an he will do that to you... why?
because he is Chuck Norris
AKA God
no wait God is AKA Chuck Norris