Question of the Day

Question of the Day:

How can I kill Kurruption and make it look like an accident?

The hard part will be covering up the evidence of torture. His will not be a quick death.
 
George Carlin answered this, pick up wijg by the feet and beat kurruption with him, it'll kill both of them, but the cops will not find a murder weapon, it's the perfect crime! but why would you wanna do that, I mean where oh where will you get your little ray of sunshine that only kurruption can bring? from spuds? good luck with that!
 
Get a gun with 100 Bullets in an attache from a myterious man named Agent Graves. Use said bullets and gun.
 
Question of the Day:

What's your favorite guilty pleasure?

Veronice Mars is mine. All those pretty boys, snappy dialogue, and the superiority of women make it a lot of fun to watch despite the high school-ishness of it all.
 
One of my professors was in the robot issue of Popular Science. James Kuffner taught my video game programming class. He's a really nice guy. He also worked on one of the recent Prince of Persia games.
 
Question of the Day:

Does this avatar make me look fat?

Insert punchline here. And do try to be original.
 
Okay, apparently no takers for the insult contest. You guys are nicer than I thought, or you prefer more of a challenge. I'm not sure which. Anyway....

Question of the Day:

How do you think Mav's date went?

I think it went rather well, although it would be hard to avoid those moments of first date awkwardness.
 
I think it went horrible. After Mav found out that the chick is a huge Browns fan and she called the Steeler's QB Toothlessburger, well let's just say things went down hill from there. Ok, so after the fist fight ended, Mav made the "mistake" of saying that all the blood on her blouse kind of made her look fat. Now after the swift kick to James Westfall and Dr. Kenneth Noisewater, Mav limped back to his office, where he'd been given a notice saying that the Xbox 360 has been cancelled and Chad Johnson has been elected president...of the solar system.

Or he could have gotten some munake...either way.
 
Hmmmm, I totally disagree, I believe mav had the greatest date, it started off with dinner at a fancy restaurant, the meal was great , the conversation was excellent and nothing went wrong, afterwards they took a walk in the park, hand in hand, it seemed like they were destined to be together. Mav eventually took her home where she invited him inside, after some intimate kissing and heavy petting they went to her room, where she whipped out the wang to end all wangs!!! Mav immediately went home, shocked and appalled! he was lost in thought for the rest of the night, having nothing else to do he decided to write a letter. It started out like this, Dear Penthouse.....! Without a doubt, that will be a date Mav never forgets!

I'm sorry! I had to go there!
 
Question of the Day:

What is the worst book you were ever assigned to read for English class?

I had to read I Am The Cheese in eighth grade. It was about a boy whose parents are in witness protection and he rides a bike around a lot. The twist at the end is that he's in a mental hospital now. WORST BOOK EVER!!!
 
well to me, they were all horrible.....which is why the Cliff's Notes came in soo handy........see i was a very smart student....that was until i started smoking the enlightening stuff as we like to call it back in the day....After that, things really got interesting, I could have learned so much from English class.....Instead, i learned how to play mud volleyball with sorority chicks..........Thank you, Mr. Ra$ta!!!!!!!!
 
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