Question of the Day

[GhostToast]

on those "hilarious television moments" shows...they sometimes have footage of a bull tearing the pants and underwear off a man, meanwhile the studio audience (or canned laugh-track) is cracking up with each toss of the hapless victim. i find this quite disturbing as it was sheer luck the guy didnt end up getting his jewels torn off.

 

[cuinneas]

shhh... he is already dying. We just have not had the heart to tell him yet. I have been waiting to tell him in person though so don't go posting this everywhere.

 

[BCampbell]

I also suggest smothering under a mountain of naked Victoria's Secret models, that would be an excellent way to kill m- I mean, him.

 

[Darth_Jonas]

We can't afford Victoria's Secret, but we've had an offer from VIctor's Secret, the Prison Lingerie Collection. They'll be knocking on your -I mean his, door any minute

 

[kurruption]

how about we pick up kwilson by her ankles and beat BC with her, that way when the cops arrive they find two bodies and no murder weapon

 

[kwilson]

Question of the Day:

Who among us will be the first to get famous and for what?

I think it will be spuds and BC together. Their bickering will turn them into internet celbrities.

 

[Darth_Jonas]

Yay! The Question has been asked! I think it will be Ghost. Spuds and BC will kill each other off before either one is famous. Of course that might be what makes them famous....

 

[GhostToast]

while i'm flattered, why am i going to be famous?

 

[Darth_Jonas]

You will be famous for . . . well . . . um . . . Your secrets. Once your secrets are exposed, the world will know who you really are.

Personally, I plan on being infamous. I'll take over the world and then let BC have Canada and Basil have Mexico. Spuds can have.... Cuba.

 

[kwilson]

Can I have Aruba? And all the hot cabana boys that the island can support? Please?

 

[Darth_Jonas]

Of course, and you can have Hawaii for during hurricane season.

Asylum gets France and Pakistan.

 

[GhostToast]

what do i get? since im so famous and all, itd be good publicity for you to give me something nice.

 

[Darth_Jonas]

You get your pick of North American cities. I figure cities would be easier to handle than entire countries, with you being famous and needing to sign autographs and such.

 

[Maverick]

I'll take Japan.

 

[Darth_Jonas]

Done. Who wants Central America (note: you will be deemed either a drug lord or addict or both)?

 

[kwilson]

Question of the Day:

What is the most pain you have ever been in?

For me it was when I was an infant and somehow (no one is quite sure how) broke my right arm. No one noticed that I had broken it for at least 2 weeks because I proceeded to crawl on it as though nothing was wrong.
As for the most pain I can actually remember - that would be walking on a toe that was all bruised, purple, and puffy. That was a bummer.

 

[GhostToast]

flying out to california to see my gf, finding a "break-up" note on the door. flying back home. and then learning of her other boyfriend.

 

[asylum_boy]

Taking a "sky-dive" off the kitchen counter.....So i wouldn't bust my head open.....and instead breaking my foot and ankle.......Still living with it.....Oh Joy!!

 

[BCampbell]

yeah I had a busted up toe too. I have pictures of it somewhere. It swelled up and I couldn't walk on it for a week. I didn't have insurance at the time so I had to just let it go, without crutches or anything. That was a looooong week.

I also had a filling done without anesthesia once. That's pretty painful too.

 

[Darth_Jonas]

fell out of a pine tree from 30' up. I stripped the entire side of it clean of branches before landing on my back right across my shoulder blades. Every ounce of air left me and it took days before I got rid of all the sap.