No strategy? Spuds, with your reasoning, all sports can be boiled down to "simply carry an oblong object over a painted line", "kick the ball into the goal", "hit the puck into a goal" or "hit the ball and run around a diamond". I can understand not liking basketball (I'm kinda in a funk about the NBA myself), but to say that it's the least strategic of sports is ridiculous. Full court press, zone defense, double screens, pick and rolls, isolation plays, high post, low post and a host of other set plays and strategies make up the game of basketball.
By contrast, though I like football, I get irritated with the number of stoppages in the game because the players have to be set like a chessboard of three minutes. Sometimes TOO much strategy (like in the ninth inning of a close National League game) can make you snore.
As for "boners", I don't think I've ever seen anything funnier/cooler than the time Vince Carter LITERALLY jumped OVER a 7 foot tall French guy and dunked the ball during international play.