Ladies Only!

Are you kidding? Pat is a fabulous cook and wants me no where near his precious kitchen. We know our roles - he cooks and cleans, I decorate and fix the computer.
 
You know there is now a ton of posting going on thanks to these petz things and still no one touches this forum. I think I have the touch of death.
 
Okay, now you're just posting for money. Can't you at least take the time to write something meaningful, or if not meaningful bizzare? I do not approve of posts consisting of a single smiley. If you want to make a smiley only post at least make them tell a story!
 
I wasn't posting for money this time. Really. I just thought it was a little funny and relevant. Don't get so upset. Take a deep breath, count to ten, and down a few junior mints. :highfive:
 
It was more a preventative measure. I'm not mad - just making sure that this doesn't turn into War of the Smileys.
 
notice she didn't say anything about the curlers and cigarrette, I bet we all live in a trailer park.

Kurruption"momma, what's for dinner"
Demi "A nice big plate of macoroni you little shit"
Kurruption "but momma, why can't it be macaroni and cheese"
Demi "because you little shit, momma hasn't gone to the government building to pick up the government cheese, dammit :scratchch :angel: :down: :l-block: