Kurruptions Rants

Speaking of inappropriately named cats, I have a cat named Spike. She's the biggest scaredy cat ever. Not that she's very big. She's about the size of an adolesent cat and she's not getting any bigger. She just started hanging around our house so we adopted her.
 
I want a Hedgehog. I will name him Spiny Norman and paint him blue. He will wander around his cage callin, "Dimmesdale! Dimmesdale!" Hedgehogs are SO cute.
 
i wonder if they make good pets?

that reminds me.. me and my art buddies went to a pet store once and i asked if chinchillas made good pets, as there was one there. the pet store lady said "no! not for you guys...they don't like beer and loud music"

offended, i proceeded to walk around store asking loudly in front of each pet if THEY liked beer and loud music.
 
wow, you do know chupa means suck right, so the translation would be thingy sucker, I bet that would be the one pokemon Ron Jeremy would own, or not, I guess I'm the only pervert in these forums, Oh, "I'm so Ronery"
 
"So ronery and sadry arone. There's no one. Just me onry. Sitting on my rittre throne. I work rearry hard and make up great prans. But nobody ristens, no one understands. Seems rike no one takes me seriousreeeeeeeee. And so, I'm ronery. A rittre ronery. Poor, rittre me. There's nobody I can rerate to. Feer rike a bird in a cage. It's kinda sirry. But not rearry. But it's firring my body with rage. I'm the smartest, most crever, most physicary fit. But nobody erse seems to rearize it. When I change the worrd maybe they'rr notice meeeeeeeeeee. Untir then, I'rr just be ronery. Heh, a rittre ronery. Poor rittre me."
 
I bought the album the day after I saw the movie in the theaters. I know the songs pretty well, so it wasn't too difficult.

Though I am like a machine.
 
Team America World Police. If you have not seen it, I would highly recommend it. But only if you like South Park. TAWP holds no punches. There are many brilliant scenes, lines, and songs though. I don't remember the last time I laughed as hard as I did the first time I watched that movie. Trey and Matt are geniuses.
 
Did you get the dvd, man if you thought that puppet scene was funny wait till it goes all German, if you know what I mean, true, Trey and Matt are geniuses, anybody that thinks up of a Mormon who goes on to do porn and then becomes a superhero, has an intellectual capacity never seen before.

"Jesus" "Where"
 
Kurruption though I haven't seen Orgazmo, one of my good friends told me about the opening song, and I downloaded it.

"M-A-N, man, you're a man...Now you're a MAN."

Brilliance once again. I need to see the movie now.

And I have seen the German bit in the unrated version.
 
you should at least rent it, it was re-released on dvd a couple of months ago, and I fucking love that song
"Is it the woman that makes the man, No!!!, It must be the t^**^#$"
or something to that nature