If I don't return, it's Ghost's fault

[GhostToast]

i keep accidentally fondling the taters while i finish up my sweaters cause i keep thinking about sweatering up my taters and finishing up my fondling. Now finish up them taters. I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

 

[kurruption]

oh I totally have had that happen to me, I once tatered my sweaters and fondled my finish, which I have no fucking clue what it means, you like's the new signature, Now finish up them taters. I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

 

[GhostToast]

sweaters sweaters sweaters taters sweaters fondle finish fondle taters sweaters taters fondle taters taters sweaters finish finish fondle fondle finish fondle taters taters taters sweaters taters finish taters taters finish sweaters finish taters fondle sweaters taters fondle finish taters taters fondle fondle finish sweaters sweaters sweaters - crazy, aint he? - taters sweaters sweaters sweaters taters sweaters fondle finish fondle taters sweaters taters fondle taters taters sweaters finish finish fondle fondle finish fondle taters taters taters sweaters taters finish taters taters finish sweaters finish taters fondle sweaters taters fondle finish taters taters fondle fondle finish sweaters sweaters sweaters taters :bomb:

 

[kurruption]

oh fuck, I think I broke Ghost Toast, oh well, Now finish up them taters. I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

 

[GhostToast]

- - - - GhostToast - - - - - Kurruption - - - -

Now finish up them taters. I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.
whirr--beep-bleep!
Now finish up them taters. I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

 

[wijg]

Come on guys. I don't live by anybody's rules. Not even my own.

Now about the taters:

They're in the pantry, above the sink, right next to my bottle of dick cream. Uh wait, forget that last part.

 

[GhostToast]

:wrench:
i feel better now

 

[kwilson]

What the hell is wrong with the three of you? You all ate lead paint as children, didn't you? How many times do I have to tell you, IT'S NOT WALL CANDY!!

 

[GhostToast]

:upsidedow :detective Weeee!!


oh..
:sorry:

 

[wijg]

That's ok, I'm going to go hump the fridge.

 

[kwilson]

Why do I keep coming back to the forums when I know that whatever I read will give me a migraine? It's like crack, but without the high.

 

[kurruption]

if paint chips are bad for you, why are they so tasty?

 

[GhostToast]

just the right amount of crispiness and chewiness. i like folding them between my fingers before eating them. if they still bend a little bit, they're nice and fresh.

 

[kwilson]

sigh....

 

[kurruption]

you know what's best, if it's lead paint, yum

 

[GhostToast]

what other kind would we eat? rescript

 

[kurruption]

spray paint chips, lead paint chips, car paint chips, wood paint chips, hardware paint chips, you want me to keep going???

 

[GhostToast]

yes actually.
my favorite are missile silo chips, nuclear missile chips, chernobyl chips, painted pony chips, cow chips, poker chips

 

[kwilson]

Computer chips are chock full of important minerals.

 

[GhostToast]

ya like mercury probably