what do you want for christmas?

Actually it was poor spelling and poor grammar (Me and Mav).

*shakes her head sadly*

And thank you for defending my honor, Gran. It isn't neccesary though, since spuds' opinions don't matter in the slightest.
 
Blame spuds, Mav. He was the one who included you in his poorly put together sentence.
 
It seems your mother took it spuds, apparently after sex instead of smoking a cigarette she smokes a turkey. Her ways are new to me, but I guess it's part of the whole inbreeding culture. "You put your seed in my daughters belly, I'd kill you if you weren't my brother!" "But pa!"
 
FFIII for DS
Black & White (for Mac)
Booze and mixers
A carpeted castle type thingy for my cats
gift certificates for clothes and electronics
iSight camera
new iPod
A Sony Reader
A GPS navi for my car.
 
kurruption said:
It seems your mother took it spuds, apparently after sex instead of smoking a cigarette she smokes a turkey. Her ways are new to me, but I guess it's part of the whole inbreeding culture. "You put your seed in my daughters belly, I'd kill you if you weren't my brother!" "But pa!"
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So, I found out your real name now...Gary.