That PennyArcade thing was so me last week - except I went for the more direct approach...
This is us out at lunch on Superbowl Sunday:
Scene opens with Andy and Amanda at a restaraunt, looking over menus and waiting for the waitress.
Waitress enters, wearing white T-shirt with blue and green "Go Seahawks" crap all over it.
Waitress greets us and asks if we'll be watching the big game.
I promptly tell her no.
Waitress's head explodes.
We eat lunch, go home and play games.
The end.