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wijg

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The Old Same Place
Dammit kurruption, we should be taking the HindenPeter. Well, you'll have to drive the batmobile. I don't think I can fold my body into the prone position it takes to drive it.
 

kwilson

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Philly
While you idiots were off mucking around with your cars and blimps, I very calmly drove myself to the local hospital and after 24 hours of excruiating labor gave birth to a darling baby girl. I held her in my arms and named her Samus. Then she sat up, slapped me, and called me a repressive and stifling mother. Samus announced she was moving out and was going to go perform on Broadway. As we speak she is auditioning for a role in Avenue Q. Motherhood was the worst 48 hours of my life. Thankfully, she's all grown up and I now only have to deal with the occasional berating phone call.
 

kwilson

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See what happens when you leave, demi? We get bored and before you know it everyone has evil twins and alien babies.
 

kurruption

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seriously katie, you should just disown that baby girl before she finds out about her real father and before you know it, bam, to the maury show