I'm Back........

Ok, just to let you guys know the truth. There were never knots. The knots were in my mind. Actually, all I did was sit in a chair and I didn't move.
 
If you guys were cuter I'd say that we need to up the amount of male nudity on the site. Sadly, this is not the case. Sigh...
 
Thank you that is quite enough. I'm sorry but you don't fit into my definition of cute. I am not a fan of facial hair. You are certainly attracive but I would place you in the "not my type" category because of the beard.

Have I stroked your ego enough? Do you feel better now?