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What Lesbians Eat (I actually saw someone rearrange the letters of What Lies Beneath to produce a slightly misspelled variation of this title)
 
The Naked Coast (The Mosquito Coast for those that don't know Harrison Ford's weirder stuff)
 
The Hunt for Miss October (not technically a Harrelson Ford movie or even a Harrison Ford one but he did take over Jack Ryan from Alec Baldwin)
 
The only other Harrison Ford movie I can think of is Sabrina - and there's no good way to change that title.
 
As I just got home from work, and am not creative right now, I do not have any suggestions. However, I applaud the direction this thread has taken. I have laughed out loud at many of the ideas. Please continue. I am gaining pleasure from this.

My favorite thus far: The Nude-gitive