boring???? lets play

johnny appleseed cause there's more proof of his existence. plus paul's love affair with his ox was just weird. and he didn't really do that much to help the environment... i mean, he CUT DOWN trees while johnny planted them. johnny appleseed is from fort wayne, indiana...i think.

which is scarier: clown pornography or animal-suit porn?
 
Clown Porn is a hell of a lot scarier, although is as scary as puppet porn.

Rodan or Mothra?
 
hit by a car, I've been hit by a car and it wasn't so bad (granted the car was going only 1-2 mph)

sports car or SUV?
 
sports car for certain. i hear SUV's might be banned soon. sports cars are way more practical than SUVs cause you can go blitz speeds and kill someone, whereas in an SUV you can be pulling out of your driveway and murder an entire family.

shark attack or plane crash