boring???? lets play

Greek, cause, you know, I'm greek, and the cults that the mythology arose from were originally Greek. By the time the Romans got around to worshiping them, they were just literary figures. Very few Romans actually believed in the gods.
 
Basil you need to post a new either/or...

For example:

slapping Basil upside the head or kicking him in the shin?
 
pulling her hair

mud wrestling with a wimpy guy whose ass you could kick or with a girl who could wipe the floor with you?
 
Hmmm. I'd have to take a third option. I'd bow out respectfully, I wouldn't want to get pummeled by a lady, nor would I want to be put in a position where I'd have to defend myself against one. Nor would I want to take advantage of a wimpy guy.

Plain yogurt with a little sugar or fruit or flavored yogurt?
 
Flavored all the way - vanilla is bad enough, but no flavor is icky

drunken hook up or no action at all?
 
I walk to work - I also take the train for 90 minutes, but there's a half mile of walking too

should wijg dedicate his life to kurruption or continue looking for a woman?
 
Novel! We can be novel buddies - I'm halfway through mine, how about you?

styrofoam peanuts or bubble wrap?
 
I'm just starting. I have 87 weeks before I turn 26 (give or take a few days). That should be tonnes of time to do a 70,000 word first draft. PM me your e-mail addy and we can talk about our novels!

Bubble wrap, absolutely no contest whatsoever!

Popping them one by one or twisting the sheet in your fists for a fire-cracker effect?