You could use the Pepsi. How come dogs and cats are the only ones with treats? Those multi-treats suck 'cause they cost more. Mr. Evil Wiggles needs his agility.
Ghost, please send a check or money order for $6,872.63 (+ a $6.00 "convenience charge") to me and I'll ship it right out. It's just been collecting dust on my desk for the past several years anyway...