Why the %$#@! would I want THAT as a pet???

[Maverick]

:hypnotize :knockout: :yikes: :worried:

 

[GhostToast]

so do most whales. and the name for a whale's penis is a dork. yep, thats what dork really means. look it up.

 

[Maverick]

I can't take this! :soapbox:

 

[GhostToast]

oh ya i forgot, you're just a kid. damn, i'm going to jail arent i

 

[PithPulchritude]

Can I dump my pet somewhere? It costs money to put it up for adoption...

 

[Maverick]

oh ya i forgot, you're just a kid. damn, i'm going to jail arent i

Who's a kid? I thought everyone here was of age, didn't know we had youngins. :geezer:

 

[Maverick]

Earmuffs kids. :headphone

 

[Beth]

Why is their no cock food in the store?

Is my cock not to be loved? :nosy:

 

[demigoddess]

love is how you feed a cock lol :rotfl:

 

[GhostToast]

it's not love, lady uckerup:

 

[demigoddess]

:headache: lovin :dunce: then

 

[Stan]

Is the Pet section still messed up?

 

[kurruption]

I don't know, just how big of a mess did those rowdy cocks cause anywho

 

[Ronan]

Nope. But I made a monkey and there isn't any monkey food.

 

[Maverick]

You could use the Pepsi. How come dogs and cats are the only ones with treats? Those multi-treats suck 'cause they cost more. Mr. Evil Wiggles needs his agility.

 

[Ronan]

I'm just going to let him die and keep making money.

 

[demigoddess]

YOU sick little F*&k :chomp:

 

[ImagoX]

Is the Pet section still messed up?

Alas, no.

I want my monkey cock BACK!!!

 

[GhostToast]

i want my life back :weeping:

 

[ImagoX]

i want my life back :weeping:

Ghost, please send a check or money order for $6,872.63 (+ a $6.00 "convenience charge") to me and I'll ship it right out. It's just been collecting dust on my desk for the past several years anyway...