boring???? lets play

fake. Real ones have too many problems and I can just let my wife assemble the fake one. She loves to decorate, I hate to.

Blinking Christmas lights or unblinking
 
witty mind - hotness fades but wit only grows sharper (until they become senile)

short skirt or tight pants?
 
Elf. Cuz' I have no interest in seeing Bad Santa


Elf-Will Ferrel or Elf- The elf that wants to be a dentist in the Rudolph Claymation movie (his name escapes me at the moment)
 
Find the Owner - I remember when someone hit my cat (just his tail thankfully) he came and told us so we could take him to the vet. Poor Marvo.

Snow Patrol or Interpol?