Will MS make a portable?

Oooooh. Nice one.

Ninja opens by crawling over gunwhale and sneaking up behind pirate. But alas! Pirate's parrot squawks a warning!

What happens next? (Maybe someone with the appropriate abilities can rename this thread "An Ode to Pirates")
 
No, Microsoft prolly won't make a handheld unless there is ample oppurtunity to make money off it, and with the flops of every single handheld outside of Nintendo, and the probable eventual death of the PSP, it doesn't seem Nintendo will have any real competition for a while, at least.