We own you...

Yes - her name is Samus and she's performing on Broadway. She calls every once in a while to blame all her problems on me.
 
I know. The upside is that I didn't have to pay for college or even raise her. She just took off and headed for the big city while I was in recovery.
 
We don't have any of those. Yet. Just a lot of violent people engaged in a variety or love triangles.