Viva la Penny Arcade

That's worse than the 450+ lb. man that sounds like he's giving birth every day at my work's bathroom.

This discussion reminds me of a very crazy friend I had once. He was a little guy (around 5'8" tall and only 140 lbs.) He always had to mess with people's heads. One day a few of us went on a road trip and had to stop at the only bathroom in a 40 mile stretch of mountains.... a rest stop. While the rest of us were waiting, he rushed into the bathroom alongside about a dozen truckers and bikers. A few moments later, the dozen truckers and bikers all left the building. Another few moments and he came out.

He had gone in, stood in the middle of about 8 urninals (the kind that go all the way to the floor and are only 8" apart with no dividers), all of them were full and he was shoulder-to-shoulder with to very large and smelly men. He unzipped his pants, but instead of just taking care of business, he looks down and starts yelling "No! Bad, bad Willie. Not here." Then pretends to punish himself (you get the picture). Simultaneously, the tough truckers and bikers zipped and left whether business was finished or not.

He was then left to handle his business in peace.