The Greatest Thread in the WORLD

[kurruption]

you talking about me or ghost, and if so what is you're stalkers name

 

[kwilson]

I'm taking about you. And I have no idea what my stalker's name is. I try not to get too attached to them - they have a tendency to vanish mysteriously. Much like Andre.

 

[GhostToast]

she kills em. like this :boxedin:
puts em in a cardboard box and ships them without a return address

 

[kwilson]

That's far too bloodless. I prefer getting my hands dirty. I mean...I don't kill people. Honest.

shit!

 

[GhostToast]

do not let her lies deceive you. :cat:

 

[kurruption]

I do not and cannot trust katie, no matter what she does, how many people she kills, and how many chocalate chip cookies she tries to bribe me with.

 

[kwilson]

I'm trustworthy! You can trust me with things. Maybe not your life, but I keep secrets very well.

 

[kurruption]

trust you, please, I'd rather trust ghost to not date rape some random person at a drunken keg party, ghost would never do that, you on the other hand would be passing out condoms and drinks with a couple of roofy''s slipped in :bouncy:

 

[kwilson]

Please. I don't need drugs to get laid. All I need are my leather pants.

 

[kurruption]

let me guess, assless chaps???

 

[kwilson]

Maybe. I prefer to leave you guessing.

 

[kurruption]

trust me you do not want to leave this to my imagination

 

[wijg]

I think the majority of us would like to hear what Kurruption is imagining.

 

[kwilson]

Yeah, I want to know what's going on in that twisted mind of his.

 

[GhostToast]

*listens to the crickets*

or is that the sound of small gears grinding?

 

[kurruption]

sorry I had a class to go to, kept all you waiting huh, well I imagined assless chaps, those old 70's shoes with goldfish in them, a leather vest but no shirt, one of those old pimp hats that looked like umbrellas from the blacksplotation movies has to be pink though, pootie tangs belt, and a cherry blow pop

 

[wijg]

It was definitely worth the wait.

Mmmm, that makes me hot.

 

[kwilson]

That was eerily close to the mark. Except I hate anything flavored cherry and the color pink. So skip the hat and make it a strawberry blow pop. Also I prefer black leather boots with lots of buckles. But otherwise, good job.

 

[kurruption]

you know what katie, it's my imagination, so if I want you eating a cherry blow pop, and wearing pink, you're going to do it :hypnodisk

 

[kwilson]

You forget that I have special psychic abilities. since I can't read. I DON'T WAER PINK!