I have been around for a while, but I am positive kurruption has me beat. I don't mind though, because he is my big brave boy.
Welcome to the site Meggo. And don't listen to anyone else on this matter, we are all Katie's slaves. Especially Maverick. He will try to tell you otherwise, claming that we are his minions or some other junior mint caused delusion. But down deep he knows the truth. kurruption tries to be our freedom fighter though and often battles Katie in the dreaded realm known as logic.
And with regards to the quote argument, while my current sig is a good one, I would vie for Quotemaster supremecy. I've already beaten Space Ghost, the Breakfast Master, and Zorak, the previous Quotemaster.