Oh God, I AM a horrible person!
Or a smooth talker.
Would you like to see my drawings?
I guess it's my fault for taking the metaphor too far. The PS3 is built like a house, after all, and only scores in the "numbers" department, while Wii looks good and plays nice. Pardon me: I'm a master chameleon, with stripes to match any flag. I just like to strike closer to reality before proving I understand the natives.