OMG Stan is OLD

Noone really knows how old Stan really is, but its said in old ledgend that he bested paul buynun in a armwrestling match, and out planted johnny appleseed, if these ledgends of old are true then our Mr. Stan here is as old as America itself. :coonskinc
 
don't forget he lit that bush on fire and stood behind it while he pranked moses, times were better without caller Id, oh and stan, I got you some new slacks, those that are tight in the front.