new titles

We have a new ranking system based on how many posts you have. It goes a little something like this:

Green Balloon 0
Tetris Block 30
Optimal Slush Fund 100
Space Invader 150
Frogger 200
Fuzzy Monkey 250
Housebound Rocket 300
Eager Tomato 350
Lifelike Animation 400
Whiplash Parolee 450
Maimed Hypotenuse 500
 
maim: 1. To disable or disfigure, usually by depriving of the use of a limb or other part of the body.
2. To make imperfect or defective; impair.

hypotenuse: The side of a right triangle opposite the right angle.
[Latin hypotnsa, from Greek hupoteinousa, from feminine present participle of hupoteinein, to stretch or extend under : hupo-, hypo- + teinein, to stretch; see ten- in Indo-European Roots.]
 
Optimal Slush Fund? I am retarded someone tell me what that is supposed to men. Like I said I am retarded. Maybe it means retard, I dunno.
 
so maimed hypotenuse is like a double negative, because if you maim a side on a right triangle it stops being a right triangle. Yay geometry!
 
optimal: adj : most desirable possible under a restriction expressed or implied; "an optimum return on capital"; "optimal concentration of a drug"

<mathematics> Describes a solution to a problem which
minimises some cost function. Linear programming is one
technique used to discover the optimal solution to certain
problems.

Slush Fund:
Slush fund was originally a nautical term; the slush referred to the fat or grease that was obtained by boiling meat, the sale of which could then be used to provide the crew with special luxuries. The so-called 'slush-fund' was the fund that the money obtained from this sale was placed into.

This, colloquially, has come to mean an auxiliary or reserve fund into which money may be put. However, it especially has meaning within a context of corrupt (including but not limited to) political dealings - this could be for example by governments or other bodies/individuals. These funds can have particular elements of illegality, illegitimacy, or secrecy about them with regards to the use of this money; as well as the details of, or nature surrounding, the means that acquired it.
(from Wikipedia)
 
Stan the man
Administrator???
thats not a fun title :p
what happened to the fun old Stan the man
Administrator
AND only 11 smilies too :mad:
 
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