My talk with an ad-bot

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O0 Spudly: hello?
gils sales: hi
gils sales: how are you?
O0 Spudly: not bad
gils sales: nice to meet you here
O0 Spudly: i just want to know why you are posting on Mygamer.com
gils sales: oh
gils sales: just post
O0 Spudly: what?
gils sales: post
O0 Spudly: oh
O0 Spudly: well
gils sales: i do not how to tell you the reason
gils sales: this is our duty
gils sales: as you know that
O0 Spudly: i've contacted Square-Enix, and the FEC about this
gils sales: we are also just the worker here
gils sales: that is ok
gils sales: you can do it of course
O0 Spudly: you're facing legal action
gils sales: ok
O0 Spudly: so tell me
gils sales: what?
O0 Spudly: why did you post on mygamer?
gils sales: just post
gils sales: i really do not how to tell you why
O0 Spudly: oh
gils sales: we also just the worker here
O0 Spudly: you don't speak english, do you?
gils sales: and it is our duty to do some post
gils sales: that is all
gils sales: no
gils sales: i speak English
gils sales: what is up?
O0 Spudly: not very well
O0 Spudly: where are you from
gils sales: that is fine
O0 Spudly: in real life?
gils sales: USA
gils sales: ok
O0 Spudly: liar
gils sales: and you
gils sales: ?
O0 Spudly: you aren't an american
gils sales: where are you from?
O0 Spudly: where are you from? India?
gils sales: indeed
gils sales: i am an American
O0 Spudly: oh? then what state do you live in?
gils sales: i am glad to see you here
gils sales: may be we can be friends
O0 Spudly: no
gils sales: :-D
O0 Spudly: so what state do you live in?
gils sales: South
O0 Spudly: that isn't even a state!
gils sales: ye
O0 Spudly: no
gils sales: i do not really want to tell you my state
O0 Spudly: that's because you don't even live in america
gils sales: i just want to tell you i live in southern American
O0 Spudly: you don't even speak english
O0 Spudly: fine then
gils sales: no
gils sales: ok
gils sales: bye
O0 Spudly: name some states in souther america
O0 Spudly: southern*
gils sales: hahaha
O0 Spudly: well?
gils sales: i just wonder what do you want?
O0 Spudly: i want to know why you posted on mygamer
gils sales: ok
gils sales: i have told you
O0 Spudly: no you didn't
gils sales: i had
O0 Spudly: no
gils sales: just post
gils sales: no reason

I think we can learn something from this.
 
Meggo the Eggo said:
A+ for grammar!

This kind of reminds me of that "who's on first" thing... >_<;;
That was simply awsome.. Now I want to read some of his posts..
 
O0 Spudly: oh? then what state do you live in?
gils sales: i am glad to see you here
gils sales: may be we can be friends
O0 Spudly: no
gils sales: :-D
O0 Spudly: so what state do you live in?
gils sales: South
O0 Spudly: that isn't even a state!

This is hilarious. I wonder which southern state he was talking about? I recently saw 30 Days where a guy lost his job to outsourcing and went to India where his job is now located and had an opportunity to the see the life of outsourcing, pretty interesting. I wonder if this bot came across the same deal :)
 
It will be a sad, sad day when all the American spamming jobs (phone, internet [email,message boards,IM]) are outsourced overseas. The economy will never be the same; 90% of spammers will suffer health problems from the anxiety of finding and keeping a real job.
 
Oh well, I'm just saying when all the spamming jobs get outsourced, it will be sad. Sad in a funny way, cuz it probably won't happen and I'm joking about this anyway.

Anyway, I'm more interested in this advancement in ad-bot technology... they can carry on rudimentary conversations and exhibit personality quirks. Intriguing.
 
Well, I'm pretty sure we have 2 non-adbot members coming to MG. I spent about an hour talking about video games with some kids at the pool while I was lifeguarding, and told them to sign up here about 80 zillion times (as well as look at Ultimate Utopia, because they were FF fans XD).

Hooray word of mouth advertising >_<