Let's Make a Story!

(good lord people...you would all suck at improv on stage. just go with the flow if something happens. also you know you guys can EDIT your posts...i deleted a bunch to get things on track. no offense to anyone, i just made it "make sense". carry on)


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during her Kabala

One upon a blue moon there was a plate named Tech Tonic. Tech had a head the size of Canadian Moose balls. His skin glistened like an alabaster statue shining with the light of a thousand Light Emmiting Diodes. "Damn that's bright." Said the strange Wooly Moon-Mammoth. His name was Bob the Moon-Mammoth.

Bob was lonely. His body odor scared all the small moon children. They fled whenever he approached. Bob liked Tech Tonic because he didn%u2019t know how to stop from shaking small British children. Bob was French. And was therefore the leader of the WAWA guild which stood for Water Aardvarks Westbound Association. They usually travel West across Switzerland's Alps. Madonna crossed the Alps during her Kabala%u2026