Kurruptions Rants

[GhostToast]

aha, that explains it :detective

 

[kurruption]

that damn ghost toast tried to steal my idea and post on everything here, too bad for him I actually typed words, he sometimes has nothing to say and uses smilies, well ghost, smilies are demi's thing, so it seems to me like you're not a leader, you're a follower

 

[GhostToast]

i was bored man. dont be a hater.

 

[GhostToast]

and furthermore, i enjoyed the fact that somebody was actually posting on here. many times i'm by myself. me and kwilson both enjoyed it. so dont be a little bitch ilgrim:

 

[kwilson]

I don't think he can help being a little bitch. It's the way he was made.

 

[kurruption]

for you're information i was made on a drunken new years eve, on a full moon at that, and once I was also dropped on my head

 

[GhostToast]

me too. the head part

 

[kwilson]

I wasn't dropped on my head. Instead I dived off a bed and landed head first before anyone could catch me.

 

[GhostToast]

ya actually i rolled voluntarily off the dryer while my mom was reaching for a diaper or something

 

[kurruption]

once I tried to catch a hammer with my head that my mom threw at me

 

[kurruption]

hey demi I know you're around here, screw you then, :grumpy:

 

[wijg]

I hit my head as a child as well. Somewhere under my gorgeous mane of flowing mullet hair (or 8 thick stalks for the SGC2C fans) is a scar from landing on the corner of the coffee table.

 

[GhostToast]

do you really have a mullet?

 

[kwilson]

ouch....coffee tables can be nasty

I can top that. When I was still an infant, I broke my right arm. No one knows how, because I crawled on it for at least 2 weeks before anyone realized it was broken.

 

[GhostToast]

wow. that's really gross.

 

[kwilson]

Females are just better at pain management than males. How else do you think we get through labor?

I consider myself fortunate that I was too young to remember any of it, though.

 

[GhostToast]

being in labor?

 

[kwilson]

Yes, GT. At the age of 1 I gave birth to my first child. He's just graduated from Stanford with a degree in Evil. My little pride and joy.

 

[GhostToast]

that's awesome. also...i think guys have a high threshold towards pain cause we have to put up with women in order to get sex. so think about that

 

[kwilson]

That's not physical pain, idiot. Besides, we go easy on you. We know how fragile and wussy you are.