I will fight you

wait -- did i tell you about that wijg? or have other people actually invented that game? i never made up that name...but its something my buddy in college made up. where you tape a 40 to each hand and you aren't allowed to take them off till you finish them both.
 
Yeah, my buddy plays it all the time. That was the first time I drank a 40 in a long time. Them things is nasty.
 
I don't remember you telling me about Edward Ghost. I did not make up the game at my school, nor the name. It was all some of my friends. The name is pretty good though.
 
Guiness is like 20w50 weight oil. Thick and solid. You can't see through it at all. You also can't really drink much of it without filling up. The last time I had one (years ago) I could only take 2 before I was full.
 
That's great. They do have some weird advertising. I think it would be wise if they did not partake of their product before designing their ads. Brilliant!