Ok, first turn your computer on. If you are reading this, you were successful. Ok, next send $50 to Wijg c/o Kurruption's House. Then find an image you want to use. I know it will take a while to pour through the mounds of porno you have to find an image suitable for this site. Somehow, you need to resize the image as there is a pixel limit and a size limit. Using Photoshop, I resized my image, but it was still too many bytes. Your avatar can be a gif so I used that to further decrease the file size. If you wish, feel free to email me with an image and I'll resize it for you. However, this only applies to Ghost. Others must send me the $50 or a placating email massaging my ego.