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kurruption, I'll save you. Let me just put some sterile gloves on first. *blindly puts hand in container of used needles* Hmmmm, these don't feel like gloves. They feel like used needles. But this is where I always keep my gloves. Maybe if I dig a little deeper. Nope definitely needles.
*collapses*
*collapses*
*opens up a folding chair, sits back and eats junior mints and popcorn while the insanity ensues*
It's really quite sad that no one is rushing to wijg's aid. You'd think we liked him more than that. You think kurruption has died from blood loss yet?
*sits next to Maverick and swipes his LSD laced Junior Mints*
These are SO good.
*sits next to Maverick and swipes his LSD laced Junior Mints*
These are SO good.
* Gets a 5-gallon bucket of spiders and lurks behind kwilson, waiting for the LSD to take effect...*
Here ya go.
*hands the popcorn to Kwilson, but notices its all gone*
Its . . . its all gone! Nooooooooo!
*sheds a tear*
But wait I have 2 other bags right hear. I forgot about them.
*wipes the tear away with wide eyed optimism*
Butter or Cheddar? Oh, Wijg just twitched! Did you see it? So groovy.
*hands the popcorn to Kwilson, but notices its all gone*
Its . . . its all gone! Nooooooooo!
*sheds a tear*
But wait I have 2 other bags right hear. I forgot about them.
*wipes the tear away with wide eyed optimism*
Butter or Cheddar? Oh, Wijg just twitched! Did you see it? So groovy.
*rises up as a ghost*
Great, just great. God hates me. First this, and now half women, half sharks who won't sleep with me. THANKS FOR NOTHING GOD.
Great, just great. God hates me. First this, and now half women, half sharks who won't sleep with me. THANKS FOR NOTHING GOD.
Oops. I think we lost Alex. Well I guess we should take him to the hospital or morgue or something.
*hefts wijg's body over her shoulder in a fireman's carry*
Mav, can I borrow your car? I don't think mine is big enough. And I probably shouldn't drive since I'm high on Junior Mints.
*hefts wijg's body over her shoulder in a fireman's carry*
Mav, can I borrow your car? I don't think mine is big enough. And I probably shouldn't drive since I'm high on Junior Mints.
Sure you can borrow my car. It has extra truck space just for situations such as this. I'd drive but I've been on nothing but the mints for 3 days now, I think I have a problem. I think I'm a junior junkie. Should we take all three of them? Because if we do one of them might have to ride in the back, Weekend at Bernie's style.
I suppose we should make sure that they all receive medical attention.
*drags all three into Maverick's trunk and shoves them around until the lid closes*
I guess I'll drive to the ER then. This should be interesting.
*drives erratically through traffic until reaching the hospital. Dumps the bodies in front of the hospital and drives away*
That's my good deed for the decade. Mav, pass me another box of Junior Mints. I'm fresh out.
*drags all three into Maverick's trunk and shoves them around until the lid closes*
I guess I'll drive to the ER then. This should be interesting.
*drives erratically through traffic until reaching the hospital. Dumps the bodies in front of the hospital and drives away*
That's my good deed for the decade. Mav, pass me another box of Junior Mints. I'm fresh out.
Or if its the hospital drama House, the patients can die like 2 times and they can be put on the wrong medication about 3- 5 times and still live. TV doctors are so dreamy.
kwilson said:
Sure, I'll give you another box of the fantastic super tasty Junior Mints. But only if you give me your Spelling Bee trophy. It must be destroyed. Don't try to hide it, I'll find it with this, :magnet: