God why are Japanesse People So Cool!

Nah, I drift in and out.

Actually, my friend recently showed me that episode. I found some Simpson's script site for the post. I remembered most of the content, just not the exact wording or order.
 
My friend has been collecting the seasons as they are released. He has been educating me. He showed me the Monorail episode which Conan claims is his favorite. I know Katie has seen it because she has quoted it.
 
Batman's a scientist.

It's a very good episode, although I think the softball episode is my favorite just because of the ending song. I know it by heart and still sing it loudly and off key when the mood strikes me.

We're talking softball. Mattingly and Canseco...
 
dammit I told you to shave those sideburns

I really like the way we was episode, question though, why is everyones favorite episode the mr plow episode, that's always annoyed me
 
I'd have to say my fav is the one where Homer gets the new job working for Scorpio. I dunno why. Just random things in it make me laugh...such as when he gives Homer the sugar out of his pockets and just says "sorry it isn't in packets. Want any cream?"

So yeah. That is my fav.
 
The Scorpio episode is also one of my favorites. The Denver Broncos practicing so pitifully on Homer's front lawn at the end of the episode was priceless. That and the many Goldinger references.

So you expect me to talk, Scorpio?

No, I expect you to die and for it to be a very cheap funeral.

And the Mr. Plow episode was just okay in my opinion.
 
And I like the "Good job Homer! When you get home there is going to be another storey on your house"

That and the "have you ever seen a man say goodbye to his shoes?"
H: "Yes, once".

Is it just me...or does anyone else think that Homer is talking about seeing Scorpio just throw them out the door?...That was what I thought at least. Made it funnier IMO.

Oh man. What season is that in anyways?
 
Now I know how Katie feels when we throw Family Guy quotes over her head.

I feel lower then a bowlegged catapillar.
 
heh heh...that spells "Add"

I like to add.

2+2=5

whoa...anyone read Orwell's 1984? Crazy eh?

uhh..yeah...what were we talking about?

You know what was a good show? That Carmen Sandiego show where they had the people come in and sing the theme song a cappella. Good times.
 
when I eat my oreos instead of dunking the oreo in milk, I usually put my oreo on the table and just pour my milk on the oreo, thats fun, or put my lucky charms in a gallon of milk and throw the mixture in the blender and you have yourself a breakfast shake, I got that idea of an old raisin bran commercial, the other day I was counting how many raisins were in raisin bran, it turns out it's only one scoop, oh the other day I was playing my ps2 and my dual shock controller vibrated, I never knew it could do that, oh I rented that one movie with that guy that came out last year, I give it two thumbs.
 
Sorry! My bad! I forgot to renew everyone's Ritalin perscriptions. But I just got in a fresh shipment so everything should be back to normal now.
 
*Takes Ritalin*

Hmmm, let's go listen to Phil Collins now.

*Out of the corner of his eyes sees the pink Christina Aquilera monsters*
 
*Takes Ritalin*

*Realizes why licking a socket while standing in a bucket of water, whilst wearing a tin foil hat isn't such a good idea.*

"Now I'm bored. Oh, is that Phil Collins I hear?"

*Sees the Aquilera monsters*

"Wait thats not Christina its, its, its . . . the Joan Rivers monsters!"
 
*takes Ritalin*
I see nothing
*note* "2 out of 3 patients will recieve mild hallucinations, constant diarriah, chest pains, lack of oxygen, impotence, and enjoy phil collins"