E3 T-Shirt Slogans

[Mistermostyn]

As E3 approaches, we're considering having some MyGamer T-shirts printed up for the sake of cheap exposure at the expo...as well as looking undeniably cool.

We may also add specific slogans beneath the MG logo for the sake of cheap laughs at the expense of the industry and 2004's lame titles...as well as looking undeniably cool.

Offer up single sentence 'industry relevant' suggestions and those deemed worthy will be printed up.

For example:

"Actually, we hated Halo 2! What you gonna do about it?"


Have fun, but keep it clean. I will delete anything coarse, filled with expletives or off topic.

Stevie

 

[Wsv771]

Got one off the top of my head:

"No, EA has not bought us out yet"

 

[Lylabean]

heheh I like Quinton's.

Here's mine: (revised with help from Stevie)

"We even play horrible games so you don't have to."

 

[snifty]

Here's a few, most of which are fatally silly-

Mygamer.com: "From the makers of Mylanta"

Mygamer.com: "The Cure for Sequelitis"

Hoo-ray for Blu-ray!

Mygamer.com: Where Crunch Time Involves Nestle

I'm Not A DS, Please Don't Touch Me

This Shirt is +5 Camo Index

Mygamer.com: Saving The World Before Crunch Time

Mygamer.com: Available In Original or Slim Version

Mygamer.com: Available in Plain, Hard Drive or PC

Do You Have An Extra PStwo? I'm A Little Shortage

Mygamer.com: Dodging The Console War Draft Since 2002 (founded in 2002, right?)

Do Angels Have To Pay Royalties to Bungie?

Mygamer.com: Pixel-Shading Every Letter Since 2002

 

[Huddy]

Good ones!
We also have one that was circled around a bit at the beginning of the new site:

"MyGamer: It kicks the s!#& out of your gamer."

"I'll show you MyGamer if you show me yours"

"You mean that Zelda cartridge wasn't real gold?"


Stan always laughs at this one..but I still think it's kinda catchy

"Our opinions, your games, MyGamer."

(go ahead Stan...at Burger King now. Lol)

I'll come up with some fresher ones later. These are all good, and from my experience last year, a funny or catchy T-shirt does get attention! Especially at the luncheons, etc.

 

[dissonantfeet]

How's this:

"All your reader are belong to us."

heh

 

[CyberData2]

"make a bad game...we dare you"

 

[Mistermostyn]

How about these:

"MyGamer: Where payment is both a dirty word and a filthy question!"

"Publishers--know your audience: My name is Stevie."

"IGNorance ruins objectivity!"

"Hyperbole and hysteria have no home here."

"Do you know if GameSpot are hiring?"


Stevie

 

[snifty]

Two more-

Mygamer.com: Putting The Reader Back in Disc Read Error

If Ziff-Davis Owned Us, We'd Be Shut Down Too

 

[SaintBastard]

"MyGamer.com: We didn't hate Halo 2, we just missed the complimentary blowj__s."

"MyGamer.com: We wish the WWE would sponsor us too!"

"(Insert name of Reviewer/Editor): On the MediaFamily.org Top 10 List of people to avoid."

"MyGamer.com: We signed a contract with EA Games and all we got were these lousy ball and chains."

-Ken

 

[Mistermostyn]

Hahahahahahahahhaaaaaaa!!!

All winners...all of 'em!

 

[ImagoX]

I like the one about "We play terrible games so you don't have to" personally. That and anything that dings Halo 2 is funny.