boring???? lets play

spider web (the beehive is not nearly as creepy, but if I have to run into one, the web is less painful)

which is worse: being covered in spiders, rats or snakes? (Yes, I like Indiana Jones movies)
 
Stewie - so long as he isn't shaving his ass

which is suckier - hot lunch on a hot day or a cold lunch on a cold day?
 
Candy canes because I haven't had eggnog in so long I forgot what it tastes like.
Garfield or Snoopy is a really tough choice. I'll say Snoopy because I like the other Peanuts characters better than Garfield's.

Red or blue playing cards?