Well, the trick is that a lovely woman can be appreciated by both sexes (although in varying degrees, I'm sure), whereas men can only be appreciated by woman alone... and by Scott, of course. :cookiemon
I can hook you up with the PR team that's doing the Conan MMO if you like so you can make that suggestion- if a game's going to hire a massive, oiled muscle-man to pimp their game, it will be that one. Of course, the WWF game folks still haven't tapped into the MASSIVE homo-erotic potential in their genre either, so maybe its a lost cause...